$1,000,000 GOAL
I HAVE A DREAM

HELP ME
RETIRE

My alarm clock and I are no longer on speaking terms

You can fix this.

$16.33
OF $1,000,000
0.0016% retired
Currently employed. Unfortunately.
Do it. You know you want to.
0 people helped me todayLast donation: $5 · 36d agoAt this rate, retirement: April 27, 2053
THE WALL

6 strangers are helping me avoid responsibility

$5

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10 Sep 2026

88

Not sure you will ever get to your target...

$1

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09 Sep 2026

90

What is this? :-D